unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

(Source: drakesothotful, via nickiminajvevo)


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aquapainter:

Oh my god


mudskipperkip:

there’s always one character that you would actually go out and buy a body pillow of, even if you find body pillows disgusting. there’s always one exception.

(via sq00dles)


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  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

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zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.
rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(via pseudoturtle)


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ijustloveyoutubers:

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.

(Source: ourdrunkitchen, via pseudoturtle)


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thefuuuucomics:

ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE FAIL

(Source: baelor, via g-iggle)


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thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.


lesbianlegbreaker:

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

"any job that isn’t retail"

(via sandtrtle)


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faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

image

IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

image

(Source: minagoroshi-archive, via pseudoturtle)


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trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.