how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER


everets:

The only “Pokemon” ur gonna catch in tall grass is Lyme disease. Check for ticks every day.

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johnwaters:

one time my poc friend was calling out a racist white person for talking about reverse racism and she was like “listen up blue eyes white dragon” and to date that is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

image

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via pseudoturtle)


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ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

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sarcastic-inner-monolouge:

Anatomy off a Fall Out Boy song

- whoaa ohhhhhh ohhh whoaa
- metaphors
- Patrick making no sense
- Pete reciting poetry or something
- more metaphors
- the name of an American city
- really nice high note
- the lyric of another song they wrote
- Brendon Urie cameo

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zanetheaiden:

Sorry to tell you, but your teenage relationship will most likely blow up in your fucking face and hurt people. No, you probably won’t find true love. I don’t care if you think you’re in love. I don’t care if you think you’re the fucking exception. You’re not.

The sooner people can understand that relationships at this point in their lives aren’t even remotely similar to young adult novels the fucking better

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holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

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sidegf:

sexualfavours:




my nigga out
weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

shouldnt:

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

WHAT IS THIS FROM

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny, via pseudoturtle)


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