honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
Can you imagine in like 50 years when they remake all the harry potter movies
i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
#literally the plot of x-men
Are there guilty animals
I wonder if birds sell cocaine
Some are quack dealers
I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
Going too far back in your camera roll is such an emotional risk.
i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.